sweet revenge 1

Miggy could not believe he's been sleeping for so long. He felt furious realizing he missed his appointment during lunch. Quickly he jumped out of bed and grabbed his flipflops. He looked around trying to find his stupid dog britney. He's sure as hell to beat that damn dog to death. What she just did to him is completely unforgivable. It was not the first time she'd done this to him. One day she even tried to rip apart his boxers right off his ... err.. Crap! Miggy had enough, this should end right here, right now. He was able to glimpse her furry tail strotting past the small slit at the side of the door. He went out of his room and ran downstairs.

"britney".

There's no answer.

"briiiiiiitneeeeeyyy".

There's no answer.

"BRITNEY!!!!!"

She aint saying anything.

It was then he realized that he's alone in the house. He looked around trying to find some heavy objects that he could use as a tool to bring that freakin nympho dog to justice. Aha! He found his old baseball bat right under the pile of old smelly shoes in the closet and he immediately grabbed it.

He went to the kitchen and found britney under the dining table licking her wet . . . WHAT IN THE HELL?.

"arf arf"

Britney stood up, wagged her tail, and looked at Miggy as if trying to justify that she's just a lonely canine wanting a brotherly love. He immediately raised his baseball bat and started to strike the crazy bitch.

"crack!".

The baseball bat just snapped in half when it striked cleanly the ... err... floor. Britney was able to evade the attack and is now starting to ran away. Miggy striked the floor with such a tremendous force that his wrists and hands hurt as hell. Just when He jumped up trying to shake the excruciating pain, he heard a familiar sound of a wooden object hitting the ceiling. As he gazed up to try to locate the broken bat, the damn thing hit the bridge of his nose with a very loud thunderous thug. He had never felt that awful sensation in his entire life. He immediately felt dizzy and his vision was getting blurry...

"SWEET HOLY MOTHER OF..!!"

Miggy could not keep his balance so he staggered and drifted to his right. His foot got tangled with the floor mat and he began to lose control of his legs. He stumbled down and his face hit the side of the fridge. The force must have been so strong coz amazingly he bounced back up. He began to fall backward, but just when he tried to brace his arms to absorb his weight when he finally hit the floor, the back of his head hit one of the metal legs of the dining table. The whole thing just caved in and the entire table was all over him. He felt like losing consciousness when suddenly..

"arf arf arf arf arf arf"

He was such in a hard pain, but this bitch just teased him. She's barking loudly as if she's laughing for his demise. Miggy stood up holding his head and ran towards britney, a little bit wobbly with teeth grinding loudly. Britney again managed to ran away up to the stairs . .